eggnog. it's in the name, I think. Egg (not something I want to drink), nog (what is a nog?) gross.
Carolers. awkward. It's so hard to not make eye contact, because then you have to pretend that you're enjoying the music. but you're not.
mall Santa Claus guys. sitting on a strange man's lap? no thanks.
fruitcake. does anyone actually eat it? I've never seen anyone eat it. It does, however, make an excellent doorstop. or paperweight.
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