Dear Refreshing Nap Today,
you were so deliciously necessary. i hope we meet again soon.
Dear Trainer from Work,
thanks so much for bring me meyer lemons from your neighbor's tree. they are so beautiful and tangy and sweet. they make my ice water taste better, and my kitchen smell wonderful, and are the perfect reminder that summer is around the corner.
Dear Detroit Redwings,
i love you guys. i do. but it's time for the playoffs. and you are really stinking lately. and when you stink, it frustrates me. however, it puts my husband in a terrible mood. we love you no matter how you play, but please stop stinking, for the sake of my happy household. thank you.
Dear "Extreme Couponers,"
please stop being such an addictive show. i love the couponers, i hate the couponers, i love to hate the couponers. women who don't have children creating stockpiles of diapers? check. men who get a thrill of stockpiling over two thousand tubes of toothpaste? check. cut it out.
Dear People who say "Addicting,"
it is not a word. the correct word is "addictive." please and thank you.
Dear Amie and Katie,
congratulations on your graduations! i am so proud of both of you, and miss you terribly, and wish i were home to take you both out for cappuccinos and ozone pizza.
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love this post! love you! especially appreciate the shout out to grammar. :)
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