Dear Girl at the Opera Two Weeks Ago,
Thanks for texting through the entire opera. I really appreciated that. I also appreciated the fact that you thought booty shorts, ripped white leggings, and a see-through top were appropriate attire. For the opera. Thanks a bunch.
Dear Lady Sitting Next to the Girl at the Opera Two Weeks Ago,
Thanks for saying to the texter-girl what we were all thinking; "You need to put your phone away during the opera!", with disapproving glare and all. You are my hero.
Dear Husband,
Thanks for being sweet and taking me on a movie date today, popcorn and all. Movies are no fun without popcorn, and definitely no fun without you.
Dear Orvis Catalog,
Thank you for arriving today, and showing me that there are, in fact, fly fishing products especially for dogs. and also for having lots of pictures of beagles. I love beagles. Almost as much as I love my husband.
Dear Jim Carrey,
Thank you for making a movie involving penguins. They're cute, cuddly, and always look so dapper. Flightless Arctic birds always dressed in tuxes: THEY would look appropriate at the opera.
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I believe they are flightless Antarctic birds...
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