Don't forget to feed the fish.
Movie commentary during bad horror movies, terrible 80s flicks, and cheesy 90s action movies is a must.
Commentary during "Real Housewives of New Jersey," however, is strictly forbidden.
No mushrooms on the pizza. Or the pasta. Or anything else, for that matter.
Write to your Grandma every week. Whether or not they write you back.
Clean, dry laundry can hang out in the dryer for as long as it takes. Wet laundry, however, can not linger in the washing machine. Ever. It's stinky and moldy and wierd.
Call your parents on their birthdays. Every time. and send presents EARLY. They gave you life; remembering their birthdays isn't too much to ask.
Say "Please" and "Thank You" every time. No matter what.
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